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Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:07am
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY
(thing-ee) n.
Female......
Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...
Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female....
A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female....
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....
An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male......
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7.MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....
A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...
A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said ! . . .
I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ....
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know,it has never happened.
He said . ..
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
1. THINGY
(thing-ee) n.
Female......
Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...
Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female....
A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female....
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....
An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male......
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7.MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....
A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...
A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said ! . . .
I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ....
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know,it has never happened.
He said . ..
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
