TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:07am

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY
(thing-ee) n.
Female......
Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...

Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female....
A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female....
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....
An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male......
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7.MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....
A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...
A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said ! . . .


I don't know why you wear a bra;

you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .

Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ....

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know,it has never happened.

He said . ..

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?

He said .. .. . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[mominthecty]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 6:33am

Cute Boobs!!
Glad to see you back where
((many People think)) you belong!!
Miss You!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:19am

As she lives and breathes!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:24am

Hugs & kisses to my women.

[mominthecty]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:31am

ooooh I like being on this list!!!

Hey Girly

Packing for DC, I will say hi to the Blond one for You!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:39am

At least he gets to hear from you! Have fun!

[mominthecty]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:42am

Hmmmm
I guess I know what I will be doing on the 5hr train ride!!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:56am

omg, is it only *tuesday*?!?!?!?

[Magdalene]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 11:25am

Too right! Welcome back sweetie! You were missed!!!!!