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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:08am

IN MY NEXT LIFE...

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out
dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension,then when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready for High
School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and
then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating,
room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and
then, you finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Mamie
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:25am

Bravo! I love it!


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Magdalene
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/31/07 at 4:22pm

Wow, I want to do this!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"


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