TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 5:14am

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,

"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE

HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, AN OLD CAR , SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10 INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV ,

BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD BLOND." "NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A
$45,000.00 CAR , NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE , AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE , THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP
APARTMENT , DRIVING AN OLD CAR , SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED , AND WATCHING A 10 INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!!!!!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 1:23pm

there are now Cheeto crumbs all over my screen (though I have laid in a good supply of paper towels just for these moments!)