TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/27/07 at 5:06am

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied "Can your pecker touch you're ass?

The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!"

Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch you're ass?"

The little boy answered "no," again.

Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch you're ass?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!"

The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself! Grandma made these for me."

[dramarama2]

Posted: 11/27/07 at 6:40am

wow

lol

[paradox_error]

Posted: 11/27/07 at 7:20am

Oh wow...
I feel violated...
BOOBS! That one's a bit...surprising!

[mauriposa]

Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:14am

Thanks, Boobs. I needed a good chuckle today.