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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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#1TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/08 at 6:49pm

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror

as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next

hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands

together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I

could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.


"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the

man replied.


He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them

to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She

administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked...


"How does that feel?"


He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell!"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson


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