TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/23/08 at 9:43pm

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her
friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old
are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly.
"Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom
says as her daughter is getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two
friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the
little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look
at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything
on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find
that out?"



"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How
in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And
just why is that, young lady?"

"Because you got an F in sex.".

[ExceedinglyPeculiar2]

Posted: 6/24/08 at 12:30am

Thanks for the laugh!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/24/08 at 12:56pm

Hahahahaha!