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Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:05am
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a
sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $25 to $500 in price --
the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have
an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for
$500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $25 to $500 in price --
the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have
an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for
$500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
