Tara Reid Laments Wild Girl Rep - Wants to be Meryl Streep!- Page 2

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 10/1/05 at 12:42am

Back when Alone in the Dark came out earlier this year, my roommate and I read the reviews from RottenTomatoes.com and they were so hilarious, we actually printed them out and posted them on our door. These were some of Tara's:

"Tara Reid responds to the camera like she’s just caught a paparazzo; every line of dialogue begins with, ‘Hey guys,’ be it ordering lunch or reacting to mortal danger."
-- Todd Gilchrist ,FILMSTEW.COM

"You need an actor who can make the words SOUND smart, and Reid won't be winning a Nobel Prize anytime soon (She's proof that alcohol kills brain cells … with a vengeance)."
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM

"Thanks for the surgical enhancement, Tara Reid. As I always say, if saline made you a great actor then Sean Penn would have gills."
-- Mark Ramsey ,MOVIEJUICE!

And my personal favorite:

"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."
-- Rob Vaux ,FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

So, yeah, I wish Tara good luck with her efforts.

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 10/1/05 at 1:21am

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/1/05 at 10:46am

How about Roxie or Charity - that could be a start!!