The "Yo Mamma" "You Might Be a Redneck" Joke thread!
The "Yo Mamma" "You Might Be a Redneck" Joke thread!
#0The "Yo Mamma" "You Might Be a Redneck" Joke thread!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 9:20pm
here's how it works! i type two jokes in (either yo mamma or redneck)
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."
or
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
now you pick which one you like best and add a different one!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#1re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 9:27pm
I think I like the second one better.
I can't think of two jokes right now...but here's my favorite redneck one:
If you work in the yard without a shirt...and your husband does too...you might be a redneck.
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou
#2re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 7:45am
Lorelei: Cleedus, I just don't feel comfortable making love in front of my parents...
Cleedus: Now Lorelei, they're my parents too.
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#3re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 12:10pm
I like the second one better.....
Your mammas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Your mammas so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead cuz she wanted to make up her mind
Your mammas so stupid that she stared at the orange juice carton for hours cuz it said concentrate
Your mammas so stupid she got run over by a parked car
*Kristen*
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#4re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 12:21pm
DO NOT take these personally lol.....
yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama so dumb when a recipe called for flour she put a tulip in it.
Yo mama is so fat, that she had to get baptized at seaworld!
Yo mamas so fat, Shes got more rolls than a bakery
Yo mamas so old she has a signed copy of the bible
Yo mamas so old she still owes Jesus a quarter.
yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a wireless cell phone
your mamas so fat she uses the ring of saturn as hur holahoop
your mama is so stupid, she asked me the letter that comes after x, and i said y, then she said because i wanna know
your mama is so stupid, i saw her running down the street yelling into an envelope, asked her what she was doing and she said, sending a voice mail
Your mama is so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans i was wearing, i said guess, and she said ah, levis?
Your momma so stupid she sold the car to get gas money!!!
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mamma's so dumb that when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have cheese burger with fries"
yo mamma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped the parents
yo mamma is so short you can see her feets on her drivers licence
I like this a lot!
*Kristen*
Updated On: 3/19/05 at 12:21 PM
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#5re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 1:40pm
Yo mommas so fat
Why use a metaphor?
#6re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 6:06pmWicked- thats hilarious
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#7re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 6:56pm
Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
You might be a redneck if the squaredance caller yells "HOEDOWN" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
You might be a redneck if your hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#8re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 7:29pm
lol 
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#10re: The 'Yo Mamma' 'You Might Be a Redneck' Joke thread!
Posted: 3/19/05 at 7:54pm
"your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper"
That's what they're saying about Jeff Foxworthy on his roast.
I like the Hoedown one too.
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