I LOVE my connection with Matthew Rask..you're the best !!!!
Why am I suddenly hearing the old song 'I'm My Own Grandpa'??
That's the most confusing thing I've ever seen...
Okay, better....but why is my man a bigamist? And if he is, then I get another spouse!
Don't you worry, bluey - it'll get bigger.
Don't forget the heart and soul of the family lies in Rob and Craig...
Oops, I just realized that neither of them are your sons.
NEW update for the Rox
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Two revisions later and I'm still not married to Craig??? Well, we'll just have to have an affair (Roxy's been out a lot at night lately - he'll never notice).
I'm in Bluemoon's family!
*runs to her grandmother*
Ew, bluemoon. Craig is your nephew.
Well, I guess in the bigger scheme of things, you could be in Liam's spot...
Who's your sister?
I need to print this thing out...
Nothing in this family is weird.
I mean, look at Mr Roxy -
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
awwww... boobs and bluemoon are my grandparents! yay...
then... not to be picky, but jjdude is mef and my brother... you have him in the wrong spot!
Talk about your family reunion!
No, he's your brother-in-law and staying that way!
See, Mr Roxy had children with each of his children and then proceeded to have children with his grandchild.
so i've had children with boobs (he was so cute in just before squeezing out the young 'uns) and rob (with the help of rath, and a little russian roulette in the dp dept.). is it too much to ask that i get at least one female spawning partner?
I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
...hilarious song!
Can I get a board wife please, preferably Judy_In_Disguise.
papa, are we related?
I've adopted my daughters...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
**pushes a confused Craig out of her arms and runs over to embrace grandaughter Addy**
Addy - you've always been my favorite grandchild. Come sit here by me and have a little bourbo - I mean tea, yes, yes, tea.
(Craig - put your pants back on - we've got company)
*hic* Thanks for the tea, Grandma... *big hug*
Cookie, did we elope already?
papa..I spawned your children? I can't believe I streched that much.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
well. i can tell that im a valued member of the BWW community
Ooh! Lael and P_E are my parents. I'm a pretty cool kid.
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