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The Bad News Bears Remake Is Terrible....

RATING: ** out of ****

Everyone's trying to recreate past glory in "Bad News Bears". Director Richard Linklater, who made one of my favorite films of all time ("Waking Life"), is trying to recreate the fun family film atmosphere of "School of Rock" whereas Billy Bob Thornton is trying to recreate his amazingly hilarious past role in "Bad Santa". Out of the two, only Thornton is successful. This is a lugubrious, tired film in which the most novel idea is the fact that children say naughty words, hit each other, and act like little cretins. It was a topic explored in the original film and, while I have not seen it, I am told that it was funnier and more incisive in that one.

Billy Bob Thornton is the only bright spot in this film. He rescues the film from sliding into utter tedium, for the most part. I say for the most part because the ending is quite possibly THE most boring, long, overwrought sequence in easily the entire film. It goes on and on and on and on. It's like Richard Linklater lost his editing software or something. It repeats the same cycle: An aria from "Carmen" plays, A kid misses the ball, Someone makes fun of him, The kid punches him, A huge fight is sparked. Repeat ad naseum. I really felt as if they were filming the game in real time. They must have gone through each player on the roster about twice. Linklater...I wag my finger in shame at you.
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re: The Bad News Bears Remake Is Terrible....

They've been showing the original on cable recently - check for it. I saw it a week or so ago and it definitely still holds up. The entire cast is brilliant, with special mention to Matthau and O'Neal.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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I saw part of the original Bad News Bears on ABCFamily once. They haven't had it on that channel in a while though. Is the new one racist? There were some things in the trailer that sounded racist. I don't know though.
"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation."
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Well, there is a racism in the old one as well.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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There was an interesting interview with Richard Linklater in either EW or Premiere recently...apparently the filmmakers of the new version didn't feel like they could get away with the dialogue of the (PG-rated) original in today's PC climate.

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