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#1

The CAP Alert

Maybe I'm behind, but I just found out about this so called Christian Ministry that helps parents and grandparents avoid showing their children and grandchildren movies that would perverse their minds with murder, greed, lying, and, above all, "transofrmation to a demon/devil using a baby" (from THE INCREDIBLE'S analysis) in the "Offense to God" category.

Of course these crazies live in Texas. They've got their address listed and welcomes letters, so feel free to write and tell them what a superb job they're doing keeping our kids as sheltered and protected as they can be.
What about the children!?
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#2

re: The CAP Alert

No one else is having fun with this?

This guy finds something unchristian in every review.
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#3

re: The CAP Alert

well he's preaching to the choir Ev. He knows his readership.

....but the world goes 'round
#4

re: The CAP Alert

I'm just wondering if this guy has ever read the Bible. How many stories involve more than the following:

1) Murder
2) Lust
3) Greed
4) Jealousy
5) Anger
6) Revenge
7) Adultery

ALL OF THEM, at some point of another, says something about these god awful things he mentions in these "alaysis".

I just find it funny.
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#5

re: The CAP Alert

It is HI-lariaous! They condemn one movie because it features "Impudence/Hate (Punk Dress)" and Tattos ("Offenses to God'). And they love to make chrats & graphs! The one showing that Shrek 3 had more fart jokes than 1 or 2 was very enlighting, and their research that Mike Myers makes movies where cartoon babies see his penis is VERY helpful!

Tha appalling part is that they brag that donations to these whack-jobs are tax-deductible!
#6

re: The CAP Alert

I love it!
It's my new favorite site to go when I'm feeling blue.
He even had some bad things to say about MATILDA. How dare he!
I love MATILDA!
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#7

re: The CAP Alert

I want to see his review for the Passion
....but the world goes 'round
#9

re: The CAP Alert

love it. Hypocrisy run wild.
....but the world goes 'round
#10

re: The CAP Alert

The best one yet!

"HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE (PG) -- ...presenting evil as something to admire and emulate."

"I have not read any of the "Harry Potter" books. Thus I am not influenced or biased by them. But I can say the movie is just as the books are described by the ones with the open mindedness to see precisely what they are. And what better time to embrace evil in entertainment than now when we have kicked God out of schools, government and many, many homes and what used to be the family. I guess Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is a logical extension of I Dream of Genie, Bewitched and Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, all benevolent on the surface and all since we kicked God out of our schools."
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#11

re: The CAP Alert

I love how this guy goes to great lengths to say the obvious. Let's see. Harry Potter and folk are witches. Why tell the people that they'll be "casting spells, repeatedly" when that's what witches do!?

Ah... and he hasn't even read the books. Shame shame.
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.
#12

re: The CAP Alert

Yeah Evan he's a dolt. And a HORRIBLE writer! He has never met a sentence he couldn't compound.

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