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#1

The Definition of the Word "Scary"

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:03pm

Dictionary.com says the following -

Scary
(skâre)
adj. scar·i·er, scar·i·est
Causing fright or alarm.
Easily scared; very timid.


They're wrong. The definition of "Scary" is me going to look at an apartment that was supposed to be a share with a 30 year old gay man and having a 75 year old man answer the door apologizing for lying but nobody would come see it if he told the truth. That's not scary, you're saying. Well no, but the poster size pictures of the old coca-cola lady on the wall and the paintings of said Coca-Cola lady bound and gagged all lit by black lighting were enough to send me literally RUNNING out the door.

Why does the Baby Jesus hate me?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#2

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:04pm

Matt,
Just think of it as more material for your screenplay!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#3

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:05pm

Honey, that was not EVEN funny today. But on the bright side, it's going to make everything else I look at seem that much better.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#4

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:07pm

This is the kind of thing that could only happen to you, Matt. Was the apartment in a nice area at least? re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#5

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:07pm

It was a nice area in a scary building.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#6

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:08pm

Awww Matthew...nothing can be worse after this...could it???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:10pm

How about finding the perfect apartment, at the perfect price, in the perfect location, putting down your deposit, and having to give it up due to circumstances completely beyond your control? That is worse...isn't it? Feels it...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:13pm

Better things will happen to you when you quit blaming the Baby Jesus.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#10

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:14pm

Rath - good morning, and speaking of - have you found a place yet? there have been flyers around our neighborhood over the weekend with info on some places available...we have the phone number at home and will pm it to you later if you're still looking.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#11

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:14pm

Um, I'M LOOKING TOO!!!! re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:16pm

Thanks, redhot, but see above...everything has changed.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:18pm

Baby Jesus is always to blame. Every good Jew knows that.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#15

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:20pm

Wow. That is just creepy. Sorry you had to see that, Matt! I hope your apartment-hunting is more pleasant in the future re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'
#17

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:20pm

Why don't we all chip in and buy a building in Hells Kitchen. Could you imagine us all neighbors???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:21pm

Sorry, Matt.

I'll make it up to you. You know where to find me.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:22pm

Forget that. It can be like the Real World and we'll all just share a place.

And Eddie, I done been smited already.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#23

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:23pm

Boobs - it would be the official ruin of me if we did that!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#24

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:25pm

I think its an amazing idea, Boobs!..
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#25

re: The Definition of the Word 'Scary'

Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:26pm

We'd have to install the hot tub, of course.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

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