The Difference Between Christmas and Hanukkah
#2
Posted: 12/4/05 at 2:45pm
Hey, I'll have you know that real Chanukah songs are also lovely. It's the American ones that are all dreidl kitsch. :P
#3
Posted: 12/4/05 at 2:57pm
no i disagree that is laugh out loudy funny! cuz its all tru! o i love being a jew.
#4
Posted: 12/4/05 at 3:31pm
I don't celebrate either. I just give all my money to the doormen in my building and then have nothing left for anyone else.
What do you want for Christmas or Hannukah.
I want a tall blonde personal trainer, who will get me in shape and do other wonderful things to me.
Note to Santa: Send me Swen, wrapped in a large red bow.
What do you want for Christmas or Hannukah.
I want a tall blonde personal trainer, who will get me in shape and do other wonderful things to me.
Note to Santa: Send me Swen, wrapped in a large red bow.
Updated On: 12/4/05 at 03:31 PM
#5
Posted: 12/4/05 at 6:00pm
Jeez (right word?) I just remembered that serrated metal thingy with the handle that my mother that my mother used to grate the potatoes. Sometimes my sister and I would help and scrape our fingers on that torture device.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#6
Posted: 12/4/05 at 6:11pm
Love it, especially #1.
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms
#7
Posted: 12/4/05 at 6:37pm
Very funny - I especially like the one about withholding presents - though when you get a dollar or, well, underwear, for Channukah, then withholding for the night is just as good!
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#8
Posted: 12/4/05 at 7:31pm
Christmas is Christian - Hanukkah is not
Christmas is 1 day - Hanukkah is 8 days
Christmas has a tree - Hanukkah does not
Christmas is an excuse for store sales - Hannukkah is not
Christmas is 1 day - Hanukkah is 8 days
Christmas has a tree - Hanukkah does not
Christmas is an excuse for store sales - Hannukkah is not
Poster Emeritus
#9
Posted: 12/5/05 at 3:46pm
Very cute. Gave me a nice chuckle.
#10
Posted: 12/5/05 at 3:51pm
#2 made me laugh out loud
"talent is wanting something hard enough to work for it" - my drama teacher :)
#11
Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:56pm
i think most religious holiday celebrations are just a way to keep children interested in learning their bible lessons. No kid wants to hear about Jesus being nailed to a cross, dying, then coming back to life. Chocolate bunnies and painted eggs make it more palatable. By the same reasoning, the promise of chocolate coins and eight days of presents makes the story of the Maccabees a lot more interesting.
#12
Posted: 12/5/05 at 6:04pm
i feel enlightened now that i know 
::bust a move::
#13
Posted: 12/5/05 at 6:32pm
That was very funny. One minor quibble: there are some parents (like mine) who went in heavily for the socks and underwear type of Christmas presents. Don't know if there are any of those still around though.
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