The Genius of Trudy Weigel thread

I LOVE me some Trudy! She's the best part of Reno 911. Post your favorite Trudy quotes, and let us revel in her genius.

"Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped."

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I love her too! Here's a good quote:

"Well I have told him specifically, 'You stay home with the monkey in my brain' who I asked to please never come back again; and I, this time I really yelled. I yelled so much that my neighbor came to the door and said, 'Is everything ok?' and I said, 'Everything is fine. I've asked the monkey in my brain to please quiet down and take the bird in my mouth with it.'"

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