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Please find it in your heart to forgive me, but I am about to use a tune from Wicked. Cover your eyes and shield your ears.
...ok I warned you...
Computer: And I will be loading,for forever loading, truly slowly loading you, loading you, MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
Please don't kill me! *cowers in fear*
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain