#3026
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:44pm
Tiff, you're the janitor. My reign as the Threadjack Queen was established long before anyone knew your screen name.
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#3027
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:44pm
If nothing's poking you in your happy spot, maybe THAT'S the sadness that's causing the ice cream binge, hmmmm?
Okay I'm SO gone now. BBL. (Duh.)
Okay I'm SO gone now. BBL. (Duh.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3028
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:45pm
Tiff, will I recieve my Jester training from you?
Night Nina! Have fun binging! Ever sprinkled cocaine on top of your ice-cream? I haven't but it sounds wild.
Night Nina! Have fun binging! Ever sprinkled cocaine on top of your ice-cream? I haven't but it sounds wild.
#3030
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:48pm
I like to top it off with a little acid too. That's fun.
Tiff, don't make me remind you that you haven't had your 'happy spot' 'poked' in how long? Two years?
Tiff, don't make me remind you that you haven't had your 'happy spot' 'poked' in how long? Two years?
#3031
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:51pm
Ooh, burn. Has it really been that long?
#3032
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:52pm
I'm sure that cocaine-acid-ice-cream combo recipe is in Nigella's book...it brings her to orgasm...maybe you'd like to try it, Tiff!
#3033
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:52pm
I do believe that Tiff posted exactly that.
#3034
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:55pm
Ellie, that sounds... delightful.
And I remember Tiff saying something like it being a long time, but I thought, Tiff being the playa' that she is, it had been only two to four months or something.
And I remember Tiff saying something like it being a long time, but I thought, Tiff being the playa' that she is, it had been only two to four months or something.
#3035
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:57pm
Maybe she's counting that unfortunate incident on the bus she told us about...
#3036
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:58pm
Does it count if you're paying them and they're so horrified that they won't go through with it?
#3038
Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:59pm
Does touching up poor unfortunate immigrants in a small purpose-built room at Vancouver air-port count?
#3040
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:04am
Does catching a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror count as sexual activity?
#3042
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:11am
Does coming on to college professors in a desperate bid to improve your grades count?
#3043
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:12am
That's just being a ho. Count it as whatever you want.
#3044
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:17am
Does lingering suspiciously long atop washing-machines while moaning 'Ohhhh....Ohhhhh....do it,Steve from Sex and the City' count?
#3046
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19am
See above comment about sex with fewer people. TV shows are not people.
#3047
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:21am
Does using the word 'throbbing' in a subject header count?
#3048
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:24am
That's being a gutter demon. Another position that I occupy.
#3049
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:25am
heh. This thread is cracking me up tonight.
Rotating shower head, huh?
<-- needs to get out more or something.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Rotating shower head, huh?
<-- needs to get out more or something.
#3050
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:25am
How about when it's cold outside and your nipples get hard? That's surely sex!
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