The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 122

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:44pm

Tiff, you're the janitor. My reign as the Threadjack Queen was established long before anyone knew your screen name.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:44pm

If nothing's poking you in your happy spot, maybe THAT'S the sadness that's causing the ice cream binge, hmmmm?

Okay I'm SO gone now. BBL. (Duh.)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:45pm

Tiff, will I recieve my Jester training from you?

Night Nina! Have fun binging! Ever sprinkled cocaine on top of your ice-cream? I haven't but it sounds wild.

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:47pm

Thank you, Tiff. Fry mah hide!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:48pm

I like to top it off with a little acid too. That's fun.

Tiff, don't make me remind you that you haven't had your 'happy spot' 'poked' in how long? Two years?

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:51pm

Ooh, burn. Has it really been that long?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:52pm

I'm sure that cocaine-acid-ice-cream combo recipe is in Nigella's book...it brings her to orgasm...maybe you'd like to try it, Tiff!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:52pm

I do believe that Tiff posted exactly that.

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:55pm

Ellie, that sounds... delightful.

And I remember Tiff saying something like it being a long time, but I thought, Tiff being the playa' that she is, it had been only two to four months or something.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:57pm

Maybe she's counting that unfortunate incident on the bus she told us about...

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:58pm

Does it count if you're paying them and they're so horrified that they won't go through with it?

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:59pm

Oh my. I sure hope not.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:59pm

Does touching up poor unfortunate immigrants in a small purpose-built room at Vancouver air-port count?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:00am

No, that's not really sex.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:04am

Does catching a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror count as sexual activity?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:05am

That's sex with fewer people.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:11am

Does coming on to college professors in a desperate bid to improve your grades count?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:12am

That's just being a ho. Count it as whatever you want.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:17am

Does lingering suspiciously long atop washing-machines while moaning 'Ohhhh....Ohhhhh....do it,Steve from Sex and the City' count?

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19am

Or using the rotating showerhead?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19am

See above comment about sex with fewer people. TV shows are not people.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:21am

Does using the word 'throbbing' in a subject header count?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:24am

That's being a gutter demon. Another position that I occupy.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:25am

heh. This thread is cracking me up tonight.

Rotating shower head, huh?

<-- needs to get out more or something.

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:25am

How about when it's cold outside and your nipples get hard? That's surely sex!