The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 125

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:34pm

I'm so confused by that confusingly worded sentence, Ic. WHAT happened?

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:55pm

Some stuff that's not good.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:56pm

Can I just say agaim how much I enjoy your signature? Who's the witty guardian angel who wrote that?

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:57pm

Me too--I was just ranting. Oh Tiff, I realized something today. You can't sign up for the freeipod offers cause you're from Canadia.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:58pm

ARGH! I KNOW!! I went on that site when whoever started that thread. Don't think I'm not pissed about that!

[nobizlikeshobiz]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 7:58pm

omg, you say Canadia too??? I thought I was the only one! and I'm not the only one with rainbow eyes either!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 8:13pm

Ignorant freak-eyed Americans!

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 8:23pm

I'm offended by that comment.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 8:30pm

Ignorant, un-single, future Smug Married, freak-eyed American!

Better?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 8:59pm

Yo ho's!~

So today I was in a store with some pals, and I head to the magazine rack. I pick up Vanity Fair, and leaf through it for maybe 15 seconds. Now I know this must be very annoying to all you sales assistants out there, but whatevah! Anyway, I put it back, and join the line - only to hear this loud voice behind me say extremely loudly "Stupid ****in' bimbo, why doesn't she just buy the magazine, she can read it at home all she wants!"
It was this really bitchy sounding store worker, who was folding some newspapers or something.

Naturally I'm mortified, and turn scarlet...but I manage to turn around and say meekly "Excuse me...?" But he just shoots me this really dirty look, so I just turn around and pay for my junk. I join my three friends who were waiting outside, still bright scarlet. So anyway, now with the backup I needed...the four of us charge back in and pick up a magazine each, and examine them page by page, pointing out stuff of interest.

So this moronic plumpsie-man comes waddling over and spits "Ladies, this is not a library, so put them down and get out." So one of my friends just drops the mag from her hands at once, and we follow suit. So then FattyMcMoron says "Pick them up, or I'll get security." We feign caring, and turn on our stylish heels and head over to the milk aisle, where we proceed to inspect the dairy products. Now by accident, one of my friends drops a carton of buttermilk which creates a huge mess. So then I accidentally drop a container of cream which adds to the big puddle on the floor.... Next thing we hear Liposuction boy rasp snottily into the cheap intercom system 'SECURITY TO THE DAIRY AISLE IMMEDIATELY' We were left with no option but to run as fast as we can through the store, and if we happened to knock over a basket of breadrolls I can only apologize. With 'Catch them, Bertie!' ringing in our ears, we collapsed onto some nearby grass, out of breath but satisfied. Immature, I know, but what are you gonna do.
Aah, the adventures of a bimbo.

Whoah, that was longer than I meant - sorry!
Updated On: 11/24/04 at 08:59 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 9:14pm

haha!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? That is FABULOUS. Not that I'm condoning, you know, vandalism or abuse to sales people, but I HATE it when they act like Assholes to people who like, flip through a magazine for a second. I TOTALLY would have gotten the supervisor about the "stupid F*CKing bimbo" comment though, and THEN destroy the place.

I love malice. Let's best friends, Ellie.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 9:21pm

That's the best story I've ever heard Ellie!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 9:26pm

I kinda did feel a bit bad afterwards about whoever would have to clean up. Not that bad obviously.

It wasn't ObesoMcDietfortheloveofGod anyway - I doubt he's able to bend down that far.

Yay best friends, Tiff! And how come you can say **** by I can't say ****? ****!!!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:08pm

"And how come you can say **** by I can't say ****? ****!!!!"

Because I'm just too ****ing cool for your mother***ing ***, ****!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:21pm

Ellie, are you a blonde?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:27pm

hehe What's that supposed to mean?

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:30pm

That's the best story I've read all week.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:34pm

"Security to the dairy aisle!"!!! Oh man.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:39pm

"Yeah, Bob, we're gonna need some backup. There's a blonde bimbo who just spilled cream and buttermilk all over the dairy aisle. We might need that Guard on this one. Call the president and see if we ought to bring in the FBI. This is serious"

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:33am

HAha--so how has everyone's hump day been?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:46am

Not too bad. Where is everyone??

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:50am

I'm here! I don't have school tomorrow, so I'm here to talk as long as I want. :)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:52am

Oh.

Goody.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:56am

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:57am

I mean YAY GOVVIE STAY A WHILE!!