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#5576

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:45pm

You called for me Nia??

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#5577

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:46pm

Husband, we meet again!

#5578

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:47pm

What is the correlation between bimbos and pointy nipples? Cam, wha?

#5579

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:52pm

hey wifey! How've ya been??!

#5580

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:52pm

When are we going to hear this banana tale?

#5581

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:54pm

Quite good, pumpkin, quite good. And you? Oh, and could you possibly brief me on what is going on with Nia's pointy nipples?

#5582

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:59pm

yeah nia--you said youd have a story and i want to hear a story!

#5583

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:00pm

Oh, we can do that now.

Well, once upon a time in the suburbs there was a happy family of four. Well, not happy, seeing as the head Angsty Teen was a member of said family unit, but you know. Anyway, my dad went to get a banana one day from the basket on top of the fridge and grabbed this... thing. It was like a black shriveled banana peel, except it hadn't ever been removed from a banana- it looked like there should still be fruit inside but there wasn't. It was deflated... and laying in a pool of dark goo. It was all hard and flat. It looked like it was prehistoric or something, very bizarre. I have no idea how long it was up there. To this day (and this was many years ago) my family teases my mom about the Fossilized Banana.

I guess it isn't too funny when you tell it, but bananas always remind me of that. We bring it up about every other day at my house.

#5584

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:00pm

^^This is the color for apple? WHat kind of apples are they eating??!

#5585

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:02pm

Okay--I'll see ya later folks.

And ak--that story didn't live up to the anticipation it recieved.

Tomorrow I'll make a thread declaring that I recieved my FREE IPOD!!!!!!!!!!

#5586

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:03pm

^^Grapefruit? Psh.

#5587

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pm

Ew, Nia. Ew. Did he get the goop all over himself? Ew.

And nighty-night, E_B!

#5588

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pm

Aaah, the ol' fossilised bananas...*backs away slowly*

#5589

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pm

I told you it wasn't funny in type... *stalks off*

It might've been, if I wasn't dead from studying.

#5590

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:05pm

hello my name is mia and I AM PISSED!

#5591

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:06pm

What's the matter, Mia?

#5592

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:07pm

Why so, Mia?

Come back, Nia!! I think Paramount are looking for you, something about movie rights...

#5593

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:09pm

Yeah, Ellie. From the same comedians who wrote those gut-bustingly funny "Dude Where's My Car" and "Candid Camera" gags.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#5594

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:15pm

I'm pissed b/c one of the few popular acts that I enjoy, Alicia Keys, is coming to town. This will probably never happen again. But can I go? NO, b/c I have a dress rehearsal!

#5595

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:17pm

Tiff - am I sensing you're in a bad mood tonight, or are my wavelengths malfunctioning?

Updated On: 1/12/05 at 11:17 PM

#5596

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:17pm

NIa~ you said gutterbiTches.. so I wanted to know what you needed..

#5597

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:20pm

SCREW THE DRESS REHEARSAL IT'S ALICIA KEYS!!!!

And Ellie, your wavelengths are malfunctioning. Temporary truce until the regular players arrive." width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif> I'm in a meh mood. Stressed, but no more than usual.

#5598

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:21pm

Oh, goody! *kicks wavelength antenna*

And Tiff, SCREW LONDON, IT'S U2!!!!!

#5599

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:22pm

ALMOST convincing Ellie. *pout* I'm missing U2...*sulk*

<-- bad mood again

What kills me is my friends who aren't even fans but are going because "Bono's hot" and because their friends work at ticketmaster won't stop talking abouti t.

#5600

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Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:23pm

Thats how I feel! I'm hoping that the concert gets pushed back or something. OH and the tickets are only $50 for front row!

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