The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
#5575Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:45pm
You called for me Nia??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5576Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:46pmHusband, we meet again!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#5577Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:47pmWhat is the correlation between bimbos and pointy nipples? Cam, wha?
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#5578Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:52pmhey wifey! How've ya been??!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5579Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:52pmWhen are we going to hear this banana tale?
#5580Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:54pmQuite good, pumpkin, quite good. And you? Oh, and could you possibly brief me on what is going on with Nia's pointy nipples?
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#5581Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 10:59pmyeah nia--you said youd have a story and i want to hear a story!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#5582Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:00pm
Oh, we can do that now.
Well, once upon a time in the suburbs there was a happy family of four. Well, not happy, seeing as the head Angsty Teen was a member of said family unit, but you know. Anyway, my dad went to get a banana one day from the basket on top of the fridge and grabbed this... thing. It was like a black shriveled banana peel, except it hadn't ever been removed from a banana- it looked like there should still be fruit inside but there wasn't. It was deflated... and laying in a pool of dark goo. It was all hard and flat. It looked like it was prehistoric or something, very bizarre. I have no idea how long it was up there. To this day (and this was many years ago) my family teases my mom about the Fossilized Banana.
I guess it isn't too funny when you tell it, but bananas always remind me of that. We bring it up about every other day at my house.
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#5583Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:00pm^^This is the color for apple? WHat kind of apples are they eating??!
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#5584Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:02pm
Okay--I'll see ya later folks.
And ak--that story didn't live up to the anticipation it recieved.
Tomorrow I'll make a thread declaring that I recieved my FREE IPOD!!!!!!!!!!
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#5585Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:03pm^^Grapefruit? Psh.
#5586Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pm
Ew, Nia. Ew. Did he get the goop all over himself? Ew.
And nighty-night, E_B!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5587Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pmAaah, the ol' fossilised bananas...*backs away slowly*
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#5588Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:04pm
I told you it wasn't funny in type... *stalks off*
It might've been, if I wasn't dead from studying.
#5589Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:05pmhello my name is mia and I AM PISSED!
#5590Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:06pmWhat's the matter, Mia?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5591Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:07pm
Why so, Mia?
Come back, Nia!! I think Paramount are looking for you, something about movie rights...
#5592Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:09pmYeah, Ellie. From the same comedians who wrote those gut-bustingly funny "Dude Where's My Car" and "Candid Camera" gags.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5593Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:15pmI'm pissed b/c one of the few popular acts that I enjoy, Alicia Keys, is coming to town. This will probably never happen again. But can I go? NO, b/c I have a dress rehearsal!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5594Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:17pmTiff - am I sensing you're in a bad mood tonight, or are my wavelengths malfunctioning? Updated On: 1/12/05 at 11:17 PM
#5595Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:17pmNIa~ you said gutterbiTches.. so I wanted to know what you needed..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5596Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:20pm
SCREW THE DRESS REHEARSAL IT'S ALICIA KEYS!!!!
And Ellie, your wavelengths are malfunctioning.
I'm in a meh mood. Stressed, but no more than usual.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5597Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:21pm
Oh, goody! *kicks wavelength antenna*
And Tiff, SCREW LONDON, IT'S U2!!!!!
#5598Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:22pm
ALMOST convincing Ellie. *pout* I'm missing U2...*sulk*
<-- bad mood again
What kills me is my friends who aren't even fans but are going because "Bono's hot" and because their friends work at ticketmaster won't stop talking abouti t.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5599Temporary truce until the regular players arrive.
Posted: 1/12/05 at 11:23pmThats how I feel! I'm hoping that the concert gets pushed back or something. OH and the tickets are only $50 for front row!
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