You called for me Nia??
Husband, we meet again!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
What is the correlation between bimbos and pointy nipples? Cam, wha?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
hey wifey! How've ya been??!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
When are we going to hear this banana tale?
Quite good, pumpkin, quite good. And you? Oh, and could you possibly brief me on what is going on with Nia's pointy nipples?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
yeah nia--you said youd have a story and i want to hear a story!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Oh, we can do that now.
Well, once upon a time in the suburbs there was a happy family of four. Well, not happy, seeing as the head Angsty Teen was a member of said family unit, but you know. Anyway, my dad went to get a banana one day from the basket on top of the fridge and grabbed this... thing. It was like a black shriveled banana peel, except it hadn't ever been removed from a banana- it looked like there should still be fruit inside but there wasn't. It was deflated... and laying in a pool of dark goo. It was all hard and flat. It looked like it was prehistoric or something, very bizarre. I have no idea how long it was up there. To this day (and this was many years ago) my family teases my mom about the Fossilized Banana.
I guess it isn't too funny when you tell it, but bananas always remind me of that. We bring it up about every other day at my house.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
^^This is the color for apple? WHat kind of apples are they eating??!
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Okay--I'll see ya later folks.
And ak--that story didn't live up to the anticipation it recieved.
Tomorrow I'll make a thread declaring that I recieved my FREE IPOD!!!!!!!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
^^Grapefruit? Psh.
Ew, Nia. Ew. Did he get the goop all over himself? Ew.
And nighty-night, E_B!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Aaah, the ol' fossilised bananas...*backs away slowly*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I told you it wasn't funny in type... *stalks off*
It might've been, if I wasn't dead from studying.
hello my name is mia and I AM PISSED!
What's the matter, Mia?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Why so, Mia?
Come back, Nia!! I think Paramount are looking for you, something about movie rights...
Yeah, Ellie. From the same comedians who wrote those gut-bustingly funny "Dude Where's My Car" and "Candid Camera" gags.
I'm pissed b/c one of the few popular acts that I enjoy, Alicia Keys, is coming to town. This will probably never happen again. But can I go? NO, b/c I have a dress rehearsal!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Tiff - am I sensing you're in a bad mood tonight, or are my wavelengths malfunctioning? Updated On: 1/12/05 at 11:17 PM
NIa~ you said gutterbiTches.. so I wanted to know what you needed..
SCREW THE DRESS REHEARSAL IT'S ALICIA KEYS!!!!
And Ellie, your wavelengths are malfunctioning. I'm in a meh mood. Stressed, but no more than usual.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Oh, goody! *kicks wavelength antenna*
And Tiff, SCREW LONDON, IT'S U2!!!!!
ALMOST convincing Ellie. *pout* I'm missing U2...*sulk*
<-- bad mood again
What kills me is my friends who aren't even fans but are going because "Bono's hot" and because their friends work at ticketmaster won't stop talking abouti t.
Thats how I feel! I'm hoping that the concert gets pushed back or something. OH and the tickets are only $50 for front row!
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