Ah, the hilarity. The Killers, the band, you eejit! And Eleanadorable - I like it, I like it...why couldn't I have thought up something snazzy like that for my screen-name? Hmmph. Y'see, I never thought I'd be staying so meh...how wrong I was.
well I survived call backs.. UGH.. it ran late.. I was laughing so hard several times it hurt..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Well if you here "HELP!!!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!! BLOOD!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!", it probably means you're okay. Just close your window and go to bed.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
drive by shooting?? it wasn't me.. I'm where I always am..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Yes, yes, so I thought. (Of course it wasn't you, Cam, you wouldn't do that to me!) But it was a truly curious sound I heard. Very much like that of a drive-by shooting. Or maybe I'm just paraniod. *crawls back into fetal position in the corner of the room*
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
it's ok Delphi, everyone else is afraid of me too..
**cries**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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