The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
#6325Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:39am
**uses chainsaw on baby**
**smothers lamb with pillow**
**forces gerry to listen to Raggy**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6326Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:39am
What the hell...
*reverses over geriatric*
Let's hope she changed the will, like I told her to.
#6327Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:42am
you better hope that will was updated and filed..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6328Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:49amHey, Ellie, you wanna see a small Cock?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6330Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:52amIt can't be helped. Where should I send it to?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6331Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:52am
YES a small one..
I almost feel bad for the guy.. but he's an ass so I dont.
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6332Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:54amWell, it literally is like a thumb up.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6333Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:57am
pinky, thumb.. I would say pinky
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6334Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:00amMmhmm. Kind of like a sharpei puppy.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6335Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:02am
no because I would touch a sharpei.. I wouldn't touch his penis..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6336Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:03amCan you PM it to me? I really should get AIM. E-mail? I need to see this little wee willy winky!
#6337Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:04amCan we discuss something edumacational? Like philosophy? Or quantum physics?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6338Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:07am
thats so sad.
for him
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6339Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:07am
poor sap!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6340Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:08am
Edumacation is a great thing. I love, love, love philosophy.
*adopts Ralph Wiggum voice* Tiff, what's philosophy?
Updated On: 1/21/05 at 02:08 AM
#6341Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:10am
Ellie, of course I'm going to delete it. You think I want this thread compromised??
*actually laughing out loud right now*
Oh, and b_s_t and cam, don't feel too sorry for him. 3 inches is a lot!--if you're John Wayne Bobbitt!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6342Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:11am
aww...and that's him hard too.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6343Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:12am
I dont feel sorry for him.. Not one bit.. The slimy bastard!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6344Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:12amLet's hope that's not how he usually types his posts...ew.
#6345Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:14amI think Ellie's thoroughly horrified.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6346Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:15amaren't you horrified Tiffy poo?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6347Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:16amI used to sing in the choir!!
#6348Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:17amSweetie, if you had a piece that small, you'd be singing in the choir too. As the alto.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6349Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?
Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:19amIf I had a 'piece' at all, I would never send it over the internet, that's for sure!
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