The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 254

#6326

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:39am

**uses chainsaw on baby**

**smothers lamb with pillow**

**forces gerry to listen to Raggy**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6327

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:39am

What the hell...
*reverses over geriatric*
Let's hope she changed the will, like I told her to.

#6328

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:42am

you better hope that will was updated and filed..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6329

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:49am

Hey, Ellie, you wanna see a small Cock?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6330

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:51am

Aww, a small one?

#6331

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:52am

It can't be helped. Where should I send it to?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6332

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:52am

YES a small one..

I almost feel bad for the guy.. but he's an ass so I dont.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6333

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:54am

Well, it literally is like a thumb up.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6334

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:57am

pinky, thumb.. I would say pinky

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6335

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:00am

Mmhmm. Kind of like a sharpei puppy.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6336

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:02am

no because I would touch a sharpei.. I wouldn't touch his penis..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6337

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:03am

Can you PM it to me? I really should get AIM. E-mail? I need to see this little wee willy winky!

#6338

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:04am

Can we discuss something edumacational? Like philosophy? Or quantum physics?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 02:04 AM

#6339

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:07am

thats so sad.

for him

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#6340

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:07am

poor sap!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6341

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:08am

Edumacation is a great thing. I love, love, love philosophy.
*adopts Ralph Wiggum voice* Tiff, what's philosophy?

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 02:08 AM

#6342

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:10am

Ellie, of course I'm going to delete it. You think I want this thread compromised??



*actually laughing out loud right now*

Oh, and b_s_t and cam, don't feel too sorry for him. 3 inches is a lot!--if you're John Wayne Bobbitt!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6343

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:11am

aww...and that's him hard too.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#6344

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:12am

I dont feel sorry for him.. Not one bit.. The slimy bastard!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6345

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:12am

Let's hope that's not how he usually types his posts...ew.

#6346

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:14am

I think Ellie's thoroughly horrified.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6347

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:15am

aren't you horrified Tiffy poo?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6348

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:16am

I used to sing in the choir!!

#6349

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:17am

Sweetie, if you had a piece that small, you'd be singing in the choir too. As the alto.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6350

Who wants to pop and compromise my lolli valley?

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:19am

If I had a 'piece' at all, I would never send it over the internet, that's for sure!