**uses chainsaw on baby**
**smothers lamb with pillow**
**forces gerry to listen to Raggy**
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
What the hell...
*reverses over geriatric*
Let's hope she changed the will, like I told her to.
you better hope that will was updated and filed..
Hey, Ellie, you wanna see a small Cock?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
It can't be helped. Where should I send it to?
YES a small one..
I almost feel bad for the guy.. but he's an ass so I dont.
Well, it literally is like a thumb up.
pinky, thumb.. I would say pinky
Mmhmm. Kind of like a sharpei puppy.
no because I would touch a sharpei.. I wouldn't touch his penis..
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Can you PM it to me? I really should get AIM. E-mail? I need to see this little wee willy winky!
Can we discuss something edumacational? Like philosophy? Or quantum physics?
thats so sad.
for him
poor sap!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Edumacation is a great thing. I love, love, love philosophy.
*adopts Ralph Wiggum voice* Tiff, what's philosophy?
Updated On: 1/21/05 at 02:08 AM
Ellie, of course I'm going to delete it. You think I want this thread compromised??
*actually laughing out loud right now*
Oh, and b_s_t and cam, don't feel too sorry for him. 3 inches is a lot!--if you're John Wayne Bobbitt!
aww...and that's him hard too.
I dont feel sorry for him.. Not one bit.. The slimy bastard!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Let's hope that's not how he usually types his posts...ew.
I think Ellie's thoroughly horrified.
aren't you horrified Tiffy poo?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
I used to sing in the choir!!
Sweetie, if you had a piece that small, you'd be singing in the choir too. As the alto.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
If I had a 'piece' at all, I would never send it over the internet, that's for sure!
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