Ahhh!!! I am so F*cking mad right now, because I'm on hold on the phone, and they're not even playing music! They were like, we're sorry, all of our agents are busy assisting other customers.(I'm not even a customer) then a few ,minutes later, there's this loud screech and someone goes, we're sorry, they're still busy. then, another loud screech a few minutes later, and they said the same thing! grrr!!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)