Hi! Omg, yesterday I was riding my bike and listening to my ipod and I was singing On My Own out loud, heh, and I was wearing a skort, you know that's a skirt with shorts in it, and it was really windy and it kept blowing up and people were honking their horns at me so then I went inside. That was a run-on sentence, I know. But yah, it's not a good idea to ride your bike in a skort, because people will think you're wearing a skirt anyway.
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)