Not really much of a rant, just after WickedElphieInMyHeart or someone of the like (who I've generalized as the WickedElphieIdinaChenoInMyHeartxoxo3 gang) was going on and on about their vast Broadway knowledge after only watching Wicked like 12 times, I pointed out, "Watching Wicked multiple times and memorizing it does not a Broadway fan make." It was Govnuh's signature for a while.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell