"My town just got one a couple months ago. I keep trying to go, but whenever I get there it's a two or so hour wait. I need to make a reservation next time."
omg, no way. mine too! wouldn't it be funny if we lived in the same town? ok anyway, the pieces of cheesecake are really really huge and one bite of the godiva chocolate kind tastes like there's enough chocolate in it to feed all the hungry in the world!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)