::steals halo::
::whips out super-glue::
::attaches::
::tiptoes out::
Em, I think that halo needs more than super glue.
Yes, Cam you really missed out.
*slinks away, to find a new halo store*
Penguin around here you will learn to order halo's in bulk.. Somedays they disappear faster than you can blink your eye..
I have cases and cases.. Need a wharehouse just to store them, but it empties quickly..
::follows penguin::
Oh Em.. are you down to your last one again already?? I thought I told you always keep no less than a 1 month supply on hand..
How was everyones weekend?
Study-ful. heh.
The journey will be long and arduous, there are no stores left on the East Coast that don't laugh in my face, and I have long been banned from even entering Tennessee. I think I broke 15 of their morality laws at once the last time I was there.
Have I taught you nothing.. You have to order in bulk online.. They dont question you when you do that.. I had to stop shopping in person years ago..
My weekend was supposed to be studyful, so of course I went down and watched a couple shows.
I ordered online halos once, they disintegrated when I touched them, someone is actually selling "blessed halos" you know I can't wear those!
I order in bulk, but I go through two or three packs a day.
thats why you need a wharehouse to store them.. GAH!!! You will never learn..
Blessed halos?? SH*T, that would burn.. I've been lucky enough not to come across those..
They burn, but they disintegrate, so its only a little pain, I really rather enjoy the...sensation.
I live in New York City, a warehouse would cost me more than my life's worth!
Hmm good point.. Maybe you just need to have a standing order be delivered to you daily.. 6 cases a day?? would that work?
Sounds good, I can get them delivered like my groceries.
you sure can.. only have it be a stnading order, so that you dont forget and run out.. that is the worst..
Oh my it is, it is really hard to be really naughty without everyone thinking you are innocent! The halo is essential!
I mean almost as essential a the loofa and candle wax.
that halo is VERY important.. But I have learned not to carry my bag that has the handcuffs on it when I'm wearing the halo.. People dont tend to buy into the halo so much at that point.. I'm not sure why though...
That's why you switch to the bag with handcuffs IN it, while haloed. Or say that you are a member of the neighborhood watch.
Why didn't I think of that.. Makes note to use the neighborhood watch excuse.. Fabulous.. See what happens when cute guy starts talking about fuzzy handcuffs and such.. the best I could come up with was to shun the fuzzy handcuffs and state that furry leather wrist cuffs were the way to go..
Well they both have their merits...
I really need to learn to turn the flirt switch off.. I can't believe I had an entire conversation with him about such things.. *ok well I have those kinds of conversations all the time, but GAH*
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Em??
Yep, I agree, turn the flirt switch off. Can you tell me how by the way because I can't and it gets me in lots of trouble.
Em, what happened?
I was just confused?
I go away for a second and whoaaaaa fuzzy handcuffs!
"hey he was kissing me, and I didn't enjoy it"
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