Man, I wish I would have known about the spork thing sooner. I would have taken one with me when I saw Aida last month. I swear, next time I see him in something, I'm breaking out a spork!
And as for the whole cloning of Adam... I want an Adam too. I think there should be Insta-Adam that you can carry around in your pocket and just add water when your day gets to be a big bummer. They could come in different flavors too-i.e Insta-Esparza, Insta-Cumming, Insta-Tom Hewitt, Insta-James Barbour, Insta-the Fosters, etc.! I can see it now, a whole broadway line.
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL