The Official Adam Pascal Love thread — Page 31
#752
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:12am
It's ok, Monkey, none of it is aimed at you. Unless you feel like touching me in a condescending way?
#753
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am
AIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! The sporks! They hurt! I'm dying!!!!!!!!
A plague on both your houses! *falls dramatically, dies*
A plague on both your houses! *falls dramatically, dies*
Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:13 AM
#754
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am
Ahh!! Not the sporks! *Rocks in a corner*
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#755
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am
I know. Is there something you'd like to say to me?
Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:13 AM
#756
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:18am
Delphine, Delphine wake up, please wake up! *makes a dramatic crying scene*
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#757
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:20am
Oh, I haven't sent them yet. I'm giving her twenty-four hours to take back the head patting. But only twenty-four.
#758
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:21am
Then why is she dead?
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#760
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:23am
*creepy, ethereal, hollow voice* Look, insomiak, at what you have done. *begins to hover* I am now but a phantom, a spirit of the night, doomed to haunt this thread. I died here without satisfaction, and my condemnation is to linger for that fruitless hope.
My death was brought on by your cursed sporks. They slaughtered me by showing me their spoonlike round curves. I was tricked, deeming them harmless. But they turned on me, unsheathing their sporklike points.
Look at the terror of your actions. And all because of a loving gesture- my patting of your head.
I will haunt this thread now, and you, insomiak, I will haunt you. You have been warned.
*disappears into cyberspace*
My death was brought on by your cursed sporks. They slaughtered me by showing me their spoonlike round curves. I was tricked, deeming them harmless. But they turned on me, unsheathing their sporklike points.
Look at the terror of your actions. And all because of a loving gesture- my patting of your head.
I will haunt this thread now, and you, insomiak, I will haunt you. You have been warned.
*disappears into cyberspace*
Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:23 AM
#762
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:24am
NOOOOOO!
Delphine, I didn't tell the sporks to kill you! I just wanted to scare you a little...
Delphine, I didn't tell the sporks to kill you! I just wanted to scare you a little...
#763
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:25am
NO! Delphine, come back! (and try not to double post again, come on 
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"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#764
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:25am
*reappears* insomiak, I understand. I forgive you, and hopefull you forgive me.
If so, there may be a way for me to return to life. Someone has to tell me a hilarious stage door experience (and the AdamSpork one doesn't count). Hurry, I'm fading fast!
If so, there may be a way for me to return to life. Someone has to tell me a hilarious stage door experience (and the AdamSpork one doesn't count). Hurry, I'm fading fast!
#765
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:26am
Sorry, we posted at the same time. It happens.
Delphine, I'm sending Adam to bring you back. I know you'll rejoin the mortal world once you see his pretty face... Adam's magical powers of sexiness will revive you.
Delphine, I'm sending Adam to bring you back. I know you'll rejoin the mortal world once you see his pretty face... Adam's magical powers of sexiness will revive you.
#766
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:27am
I AM REVIVED! Thank you insomiak! That was just the trick!
#767
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:29am
YAY! *tears of joy* I'm so glad! Let's never fight again. Adam equality and love all around.
#768
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:29am
Oh thank Adam! (since he is God) *Hugs Delphine* I missed you! Don't ever die again!
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#769
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:30am
Thank you GaLiNdaFied! Thank you all! I love everyone here! I'm sorry insomiak! We'll never fight again! Group hug?
Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:30 AM
#771
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:32am
Group Hug!
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#772
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:34am
Galindified, I'm shocked! You know I belong to Adam, why are you puckering up at me? The hug is good, but let's not get carried away.
#773
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:34am
As I said before, we all have our needs
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#775
Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:36am
I know, I think we should steal him from Delphie tomorrow, what do you think?
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
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