The Official Adam Pascal Love thread- Page 31

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:11am

*shakes at sight of spork army*

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:12am

It's ok, Monkey, none of it is aimed at you. Unless you feel like touching me in a condescending way?

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am

AIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! The sporks! They hurt! I'm dying!!!!!!!!

A plague on both your houses! *falls dramatically, dies* Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:13 AM

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am

Ahh!! Not the sporks! *Rocks in a corner*

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:13am

I know. Is there something you'd like to say to me? Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:13 AM

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:18am

Delphine, Delphine wake up, please wake up! *makes a dramatic crying scene*

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:20am

Oh, I haven't sent them yet. I'm giving her twenty-four hours to take back the head patting. But only twenty-four.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:21am

Then why is she dead?

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:23am

... Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:23 AM

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:23am

*creepy, ethereal, hollow voice* Look, insomiak, at what you have done. *begins to hover* I am now but a phantom, a spirit of the night, doomed to haunt this thread. I died here without satisfaction, and my condemnation is to linger for that fruitless hope.

My death was brought on by your cursed sporks. They slaughtered me by showing me their spoonlike round curves. I was tricked, deeming them harmless. But they turned on me, unsheathing their sporklike points.

Look at the terror of your actions. And all because of a loving gesture- my patting of your head.

I will haunt this thread now, and you, insomiak, I will haunt you. You have been warned.

*disappears into cyberspace* Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:23 AM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:23am

What?! She's dead? NOOO!!! Delphine, I didn't mean it!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:24am

NOOOOOO!

Delphine, I didn't tell the sporks to kill you! I just wanted to scare you a little...

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:25am

NO! Delphine, come back! (and try not to double post again, come on )

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:25am

*reappears* insomiak, I understand. I forgive you, and hopefull you forgive me.

If so, there may be a way for me to return to life. Someone has to tell me a hilarious stage door experience (and the AdamSpork one doesn't count). Hurry, I'm fading fast!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:26am

Sorry, we posted at the same time. It happens.

Delphine, I'm sending Adam to bring you back. I know you'll rejoin the mortal world once you see his pretty face... Adam's magical powers of sexiness will revive you.

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:27am

I AM REVIVED! Thank you insomiak! That was just the trick!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:29am

YAY! *tears of joy* I'm so glad! Let's never fight again. Adam equality and love all around.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:29am

Oh thank Adam! (since he is God) *Hugs Delphine* I missed you! Don't ever die again!

[Delphine]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:30am

Thank you GaLiNdaFied! Thank you all! I love everyone here! I'm sorry insomiak! We'll never fight again! Group hug? Updated On: 8/16/04 at 12:30 AM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:31am

Group hug!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:32am

Group Hug!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:34am

Galindified, I'm shocked! You know I belong to Adam, why are you puckering up at me? The hug is good, but let's not get carried away.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:34am

As I said before, we all have our needs

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:35am

I need Adam... Friday is so far off.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 12:36am

I know, I think we should steal him from Delphie tomorrow, what do you think?