I'd hate to shatter everyone's little love fest, but its most likely not what you're thinking... just the way his pants fit
Unless pregnant women and a bunch of screaming (mostly not legal) girls happen to turn him on. Which is kinda gross.
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
Updated On: 12/20/04 at 11:06 PM