Well, you've got a lovely nephew. (And it's not that he looks like a girl - kids are so androgenous at that age.) So maybe the good looks are in the genes?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
I vaguely remember Tiff's icon of her doing the samba with two hot guys, and if I had vomitted I would remember. So, at worst, you're average. That's a compliment, right?
No. I wish that ran in the family, but unfortunately my bro got all the looks, so they passed down to the nephew. But not me. Nope. Horrible looking here.
He's gonna be the next Adam Pascal.
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
Oh Ellie, that's the sweetest thing that putrid rothole of your mouth has ever said to me! *embraces her gingerly, holding breath to avoid the green stench*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell