I AM watching the Oscars but I am NOT having fun. I just force myself to watch it because it's the awards telecast I most look forward too.
Can I join?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell