The Pants Game
The Pants Game
#1The Pants Game
Posted: 11/2/08 at 5:29pm
By request of the delightful Mattbrain!
Not to be confused with "The Pajama Game," this game is ridiculously easy to play. Basically, you just take a line from any musical and replace any word with the word 'pants.' (Or 'trousers,' if you prefer.) Here are a few examples-- besides my signature, of course.
Original lyric: "No, I never pulled her in
Still, her tenderness was everywhere
Ohhh, she slipped beneath my skin
Just as if she'd always been right there!"
In between us stood a wall
In a flash it fell apart!" ("She Was There," The Scarlet Pimpernel)
New lyric:"No, I never pulled her in
Still, her tenderness was everywhere
Ohhh, she slipped beneath my pants
Just as if she'd always been right there!"
In between us stood her pants
In a flash they fell apart!"
Original lyric: Without him, I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way, I close my eyes, and he has found me.
("On My Own," Les Miserables)
New Lyric: Without pants, I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my pants, I close my eyes, and he has found me!
Original lyric: Those who speak of what they know
Find too late that prudent silence is wise
Joseph Buquet, hold your tongue
Keep your hand at the level of your eyes! (Magical Lasso, "Phantom of the Opera")
New lyric: Those who speak of what they know
Find too late that prudent silence is wise
Joseph Buquet, hold your [CENSORED]
Keep your hand at the level of your pants!
THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE... inside my pants!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#2re: The Pants Game
Posted: 11/2/08 at 5:59pm
I was waiting for this... and it is here.
Well since I'm responding I might a well-
"Schmergys pants are ferosh
Which sounds like the German word for 'frog'
Except pants aren't French.
They're German-American, dawg!"
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