I knew a girl who always wore these padded bras to impress her new bf. Like, she could go from a coupla mosquito bites to a B cup. I kept telling her not to because I believe in "What you see is what you get." She didn't listen.
She was one of those "take it slooowly" kind of girls, and a few months later, they finally got to the point where she was going to take her top off. And get this (I still get a kick out of it), he was fondling her on top of the clothes, and then when she took off her shirt and her bra, Mr Smartypants actually said, "Whoa, where'd they go?" And that was that. (Keep in mind we were in first year college and she was his first girlfriend.) Ouch.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell