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#6726

Playing With Smileys!!!

Cam--sneak peek just for you,dear.



I sit down at the counter next to two men who look like they must be regulars. Greasy hair, shirts in shreds, bellies hanging over ancient-looking belts.

A waitress behind the counter smiles at me as she pulls a pan of biscuits out of the oven. They haven’t risen properly. Her shirt is so low-cut that when she leans over, I can see everything.

Suddenly I’m not very hungry anymore, but I don’t have the heart to leave.

“So,” says one of the men beside me to his companion. “You hear about Vick?”

The other man grunts.

“What about him?”

“He got arrested.”

The other man chuckles. It’s not a nice sound.

“Again?” says the second man. “What the hell for?”

“Went around the neighborhood and stole all the baby Jesuses out of the nativity scenes.”

The second man laughs even harder than that, spewing bits of hash browns all over the counter.



"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#6728

Playing With Smileys!!!

Playing With Smileys!!!

i'm also very fond of this one
Playing With Smileys!!!Playing With Smileys!!!Playing With Smileys!!!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#6729

Playing With Smileys!!!

Fav TV show? Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, thanks. Playing With Smileys!!!
#6731

Playing With Smileys!!!

That on emakes me think Bananas in pajamas.. hehe

Eee NTG you are so good to me.. I'm anxious for the rest..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6732

Playing With Smileys!!!

Playing With Smileys!!!
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#6733

Playing With Smileys!!!

the "real" gilligan was on the tv in the green room the other night - I caught about 4 mins on a break--- it's even dumber than I thought (if possible)

the millionare couple are real millionaires..

the "movie star" are real actresses (supposedly famous - seemed like cheap "B" divas to me...)

I mean really - what are they playing for? "Fame" (for lack of a better word)
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#6734

Playing With Smileys!!!

I stopped watching reality TV last year. Too mind-numbing.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled." (Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)
#6735

Playing With Smileys!!!

Yep their 15 minutes of fame I suppose..

**shrugs**

**puts on LOTR**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6736

Playing With Smileys!!!

meh. any fame they'll get is fleeting. one would hope.

and now, the inevitible, what do I want to eat?
I'm running on Diet Coke and espresso. Effective, but not nutritious.
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6738

Playing With Smileys!!!

yes bso - i'm quite fond of that one.. but i don't see it on the webpage...Playing With Smileys!!!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#6739

Playing With Smileys!!!

my original topic tonight was going to be...

WHO LOVES MGM MOVIE MUSICALS?


"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#6740

Playing With Smileys!!!

"That on emakes me think Bananas in pajamas.. hehe"

Bananas.. in pajamas.. are coming down the stairs!

Yeah, I can't remember anymore of the song... though it's scary enough I know that one line.
#6741

Playing With Smileys!!!

all I knew was Bananas in pajamas.. hehe

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6742

Playing With Smileys!!!

I don't think fame...meh

LOOK! I can tell a smiley story!

There is a woman named Fredi: Playing With Smileys!!!

At work she plays on the computer: Playing With Smileys!!!

But her computer is causing her trouble: Playing With Smileys!!!

It gives her nightmares! Playing With Smileys!!!


So, what does she do?


She teaches that computer a lesson! Playing With Smileys!!!

Now, Fredi is happy and goes on vacation: Playing With Smileys!!!

YAY 4 Fred-ay!

#6743

Playing With Smileys!!!

ooo. ME, Fredi!

I've always wanted to do the "Dark Side of the Rainbow" thing.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled." (Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)
#6744

Playing With Smileys!!!

"WHO LOVES MGM MOVIE MUSICALS?"

That includes The Wizard of Oz, right? Because I'm dumb and can't remember if MGM did that one or not.. hello, blonde moment.
#6745

Playing With Smileys!!!

there's a song about bannanas in pajamas?


"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#6746

Playing With Smileys!!!

Bananas in Pajamas was a kids TV show.
#6747

Playing With Smileys!!!

the next lines-

bannanas in pajamas are coming down in pairs
bannanas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears
are chasing teddy bears.

i think thats all of it.
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6748

Playing With Smileys!!!

yeah, Fredi different page...

I'll give you the link...
#6749

Playing With Smileys!!!

"WHO LOVES MGM MOVIE MUSICALS?"

And I do!!!
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6750

Playing With Smileys!!!

TG- must have been after my time Playing With Smileys!!!

bso - fabulous - but you have much more interesting smiley's than what I'm seeing - is there another page?

yes OZ is MGM (and if it's not it should be!)

What's everybody's favorite? (MGM musicals only...no Disney)

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
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