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#7101

Playing with Smileys!!!

Norbert avatar.. PW naked... oh, I'm MORE than dandy now. Thanks. *Swoon*
#7102

Playing with Smileys!!!

Just got off the phone with my newly devirginized friend. So buddy didn't call her since they slept together - he now phoned her all of a sudden, says he's throwing a boat party on Saturday, and asks how many of her friends will be going so he can put them on the VIP list.

She asks if she should go.

I say, sure, because boat parties thrown by drug lords always start off well and good in the movies. Right before the boat blows up.

Am I over-reacting or not?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7103

Playing with Smileys!!!

trashy wenches the lot of you...

(which is why I love you so....)

Playing with Smileys!!!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#7104

Playing with Smileys!!!

Don't let her go, Tiff!

We are indeed a randy bunch! But I've been feeling particularly randy what with the cute boys in my cast and my cleavage so prominently on display...
#7106

Playing with Smileys!!!

**puts on finest corset and prepares to party**

Who us trashy?

Um Tiff I wouldn't go but thats just me. Atleast not without some calrification.

TG glad I could help..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#7107

Playing with Smileys!!!

i'm sorry but - here goes

THAT GIRLS NEED TO RAISE HER SELF-ESTEEM LEVELS LIKE 1 BILLION PERCENT AND TELL THAT SCUMBAG TO F*** OFF!!!

Good Lord! Why is this even a question!?!

Buy a dildo for God's sake - keep your dignity!!!!

Playing with Smileys!!!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#7108

Playing with Smileys!!!

Fredi, just do me a favor and don't rat me out to Norbert... Playing with Smileys!!!
#7109

Playing with Smileys!!!

I second that Fredi.. No girl deserves that crap..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#7110

Playing with Smileys!!!

"Buy a dildo for God's sake - keep your dignity!!!!"

Can I put that as my second signature?

And THANK YOU, people. So I'M not the cracked out one in this instance!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7111

Playing with Smileys!!!

Exactly, Fredi. But I'd say a Rabbit rather than a dildo.
#7112

Playing with Smileys!!!

boy, i feel outta place here right about now....
#7113

Playing with Smileys!!!

No you are defiantely not out of line here.. She needs a good strong cup of wake the HeLl up followed by a round of I'm worth a damn!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#7114

Playing with Smileys!!!

Shbt, you own a Rabbit? My friends are thinking of getting it for me for Christmas.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7115

Playing with Smileys!!!

Total subject change while my computer is lagging like crazy... sad.
#7116

Playing with Smileys!!!

tiff, maybe she owns both, and that's why she can say to get a rabbit instead...
#7117

Playing with Smileys!!!

"rabbit"? is that like a new euphamism?

w/e - you get the point - and I really mean it to post a statement like that...

seriously....

women - we cannot afford to let ourselves get that desperate....
Playing with Smileys!!!

it's too dangerous - not only physically - but mentally too!!


"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#7118

Playing with Smileys!!!

Bso feel free to put in a guys point of view.

it's ok TG, you are in Naked PW land.. we understand

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#7119

Playing with Smileys!!!

Fredi, i like the point...i also like how you put in a smiley...
#7120

Playing with Smileys!!!

"rabbit" is this adorable vibrator, as seen on Sex and the City, Season 1. It's pink and has little rabbit ears, and was so great that it caused "Charlotte" to not leave the apartment for a real social life.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7121

Playing with Smileys!!!

I don't have one, but I hear it's amazing. Planning on getting one so I don't have to worry about stupid men.
#7122

Playing with Smileys!!!

it's a specialty toy.. haha..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#7123

Playing with Smileys!!!

seriously bso - guys have similar issues...

what makes a man rape? gotta be a lot of frustration on the guys end too....

so what? sleep with cheap tramps (or worse PAY FOR THEM) and risk disease just to "get some?" or behave with some self control (and self respect)?

Playing with Smileys!!!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#7124

Playing with Smileys!!!

Naked PW land is a very nice place to be. Makes me wish I owned a, ahem, Rabbit. Maybe. Playing with Smileys!!!
#7125

Playing with Smileys!!!

Random moment L&O is on..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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