Okay I'm back (as if that wasn't apparent already)...
Anyways. About Lemony Snicket. The movie wasn't too bad. I'm afraid I'm not the one to ask if they butchered the books or not, because I haven't read them. Jim Carey was quite ammusing (as always), and made me laugh at things I normally wouldn't have. Like whats so funny about being eaten to death by leaches? I have no idea, but when Jim Carey is involved, it can be. There were quite a few things that bothered me though. Like at the beginning, theres this cartoon and really happy music and birds chirping and little elf things singing... honestly it creeped me out. The point was for the happiness to suddenly come to an end, and the narrator to give the audience one last chance to leae the theater to see something 'more happy'. It was just really drawn out-- the song must have gone on for a few minutes, and I was beginning to wonder if I was in the right theater. The rest of the movie was okay, but it bothered me how the children were so unphased by everything happening to them. Maybe thats how they were in the books though, so I guess I can't complain...
My sister loved it though, which was all that mattered at the moment.
One last question though to those who did read the books... who the heck is Lemony Snicket? In the movie we would randomly hear his voice and see him typing or looking at pictures.
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason