Haha! Gotta love stupid people, Shub.
At the Shakespeare Festival here, one of the theatres is three-sided thrust, so that when you're sitting in the front row, your feet are on the floor of the stage.
I'm a seasonal subscriber, and I take classes and do summer stock there.
The other day, I was sitting in the front row, and at intermission I got up to go out of the theatre. This, of course, involved walking across several feet of the stage floor. As I'm walking out, I hear this woman turn to her husband and say, "Did you see that kid? Walking ON THE STAGE? They shouldn't let teenage punks like her come to decent theatre here!"
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"