*hugs* If it helps, my job will consist of asshole frat boys screwing me when it comes to the tip. Since I'm spending my Sat. delivering their food...it's fine....
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)