"The Surreal Life" new season on VH-1 - celebs gone wild

K, y'all, I am already hooked. Here are the details for the uninformed:

This former WB reality show is now on VH-1 (so it will be repeated frequently). Six celebrities (and I use that word with caution) are tossed together in a Hollywood mansion for two weeks. Hijinks ensue. This season promises nudity, an unexpected love connection and outrageous egos.

This CAST:

JORDAN KNIGHT, 34 (my how time flies) member of '80s pop supergroup New Kids on the Block.

FLAVOR FLAV, 45, member of '80s rap group Public Enemy.

BRIGITTE NIELSEN, 41, star of films Red Sonja and Rocky IV (married to Stallone briefly).

RYAN STARR, 21, top ten finalist from American Idol Season 1.

DAVE COULIER, 44, comedian who played Uncle Joey on Full House.

CHARO, 63, flamenco guitarrist, singer, dancer and frequent "Love Boat" guest star.

Stay tuned!!!

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Updated On: 9/7/04 at 12:10 AM

oh no another episode of "BATTLE OF THE NETWORK HAS-BEENS". I thought when the WB canned it that it was gone for good.

ah Brigitte, how I loved Red Sonya

for a threesome w/ Brigitte and Charo - I would turn lesbian.

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Wow! So this week, the gang met up with a lot of middle school band kids and played a song with them. Brigitte was crazy as usual. But the real revelation was that Flava was great with the kids, really encouraging, his crazy energy actually worked. Jordan looks pretty creepy at times, and I am a lil surprised that Ryann is playing such a goody-goody, when she had such a rocker chick image on Idol.

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Ok... so anyone notice that in the 1st episode when Flav and Jordan were playing pool and Ryan gets out of bed to tell them to quiet down, she's still wearing make up?

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I know. I think the Brigitte/Flava hook up is the most revolting idea I've heard of in a long time. Ewww, ewww, and EWWWWWWW.

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Brigitte Nielsen and Flava Flav hooking up? My eyes, my beautiful eyes!

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Either one of those two on their own would be enough to stop me watching. The two of them hooking up? Oy.

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The promo with someone saying to Coulier, "You were on the show with the twins," and his responding pathetically, "Mary-Kate and Ashley? Yeah, they're my friends..." was one of the saddest moments in television.

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I loved Tammy Faye.

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