"The Talk"

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"The Talk"

Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:13pm

Saw a *really* funny magazine article in the doctor's office a couple of weeks ago on why it's important for mothers to give their children "the talk". Just thought I'd share it cuz it made my day...

From the article:
"I knew it was time to approach the difficult topic of homosexuality when my eleven year old came home and proclaimed, 'You know Mr. ____, the history teacher? Well he's a lesbian."

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:32pm

That's ..... physically impossible. Men can't be lesbians..... the person who wrote that article should be shot for their stupidity lol

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:34pm

That's what the eleven year old told her mother, prompting the mother to write the article about why children should be educated in such things...it's just supposed to be funny.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 9:40pm

"it's just supposed to be funny."
uh-huh...right.

*slowly backing away*

David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 10:15pm

I got it. I thought it was funny.

Real men are tenors.

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 10:15pm

Thank you.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

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Posted: 10/15/04 at 10:20pm

I also thought it was funny!!!

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Posted: 10/16/04 at 12:05am

I know of someone who used to be a guy, then he got a sex change. Now he's a lesbian.

I guess he hated the male sex organ so much he never wanted to see one again - including his own.

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