The Terrible Jokes Thread

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:29am

Q: Why do clowns use drugs?

A: To get Pie.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:30am

Q: What do angry detectives solve?

A: PISSED-teries.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:31am

Q: What is a prostitute's favorite Italian food?

A: Ravi-HO-li.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:33am

Q: Who is responsible for what you hear in ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

A: The HOUND Designer.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:36am

Q: What do religious clowns read?

A: The PIE-ble.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:39am

Q: What does Tigger listen to?

A: POOH-sic.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:58am

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 2:03am

Q: How do skinheads court each other?

A: By going on HATES.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 12:10pm

Cruel did you see that new Pirate Movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRGH!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 12:32pm

George W Bush

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 1:48pm

Sorry SNAFU, that was not a joke. Here is how a good political joke would go:

Q: What did George W. Bush change his name to during puberty?

A: George W. Pubes.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 2:03pm

Sorry but George W Bush is a Terrible Joke.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/3/08 at 7:58pm

George W. Pubes.