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#101

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:27am

My knee itches.

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"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

#102

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:28am

Dear Google,

This image came up when I googled images for the word "banal". Clearly your search engine has made an error. Please resolve.

Sincerely,

Jerby

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#103

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:30am

I fell asleep on the couch earlier. Now I'm wide awake.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#104

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:31am

Hi Addy! I just watched an incredibly stupid movie trailer online.

#105

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:31am

I ate a Lean Cuisine!

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#106

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:33am

i just put my cows to bed with ther sponge bobs and purple pj's

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#107

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:34am

Dear Google,

Much better.

Sincerely,

Jerby

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#108

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:34am

I listened to songs on iTunes. The thrills never end!

Hi Plum! I've been thinking of you with the Hugh news recently!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#109

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:35am

House is still on.

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"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

#110

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:36am

I installed a home wireless network and am off to bed.

#111

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:36am

Hee. Have you been looking at the Fountain reports? Any movie that involves making the man do backflips in the full lotus position while underwater has to be interesting, at least...

#112

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:37am

I just looked to my left.

and now must blow my nose...

(those two don't have any direct relation, mind you)

#113

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:37am

Plum, I've been looking at anything I can possibly find!

I believe you may have just described my fantasy...

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Updated On: 7/27/05 at 12:37 AM

#114

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:38am

The dog is now sleeping and she is no longer poopy assed.

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"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

#115

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:40am

I just made a date.

#116

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:41am

Go bwaysinger.

I just yawned. Discuss.

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#117

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:41am

due tell

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#118

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:44am

Written and audio interviews, reports, speculation- isn't the Internet great? I'm really looking forward to this movie. But that's definitely not a subject banal enough for this place.

Let's see...I just finished my 4th Photoshop tutorial in a row.

#119

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:46am

I scratched my left butt check if anyone gives a damn.....

#120

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:46am

I got snackish. Just ate two crackers. Fed the third one to the dog.

#121

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:47am

S.T.O.P!

(Jerby imagines cocoa butter colored--STOP!)

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#122

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:49am

I just blew my nose.

I almost typo'ed "I just blew my hose."

Someone's probably already posted the following photo link. If so, I apologize.
Banal Cafe

#123

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:49am

I just turned off my Tivo, which was recording something I didn't set.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#124

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:50am

I'm reading Alfonso Soriano-to-the-Mets trade rumors.

(Baseball: the sure way to bore 98% of the population)

#125

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Posted: 7/27/05 at 12:51am

i just took off my shorts....