"The Birdcage" is one of my all-time favorite movies! So many great one-liners:
"Bob Dole is *gorgeous!*"
"You're taking your toothbrush to the cemetary. How Egyptian."
"Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate."
"I can't wear shoes because they make me fall down."
"May I take your coat, as usual? Or for the first time?"
"Somebody has to like me best!"
"Barbara, I realize you want to get married, but how many lives do you have to ruin in the process?"
"I'm the same person, except with one tiny difference. Well, not *tiny.*"
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