Robber
(Opening number of the multiple Tony-award-winning musical, "Nothing Compares To You Belong To Me And My Girl Interrupted Cow":
Nothing compares to you
Nothing at all
Except the crack I just smoked
In the bathroom stall
And now nothing makes much sense
And the world's hard to see
Just one thing I know for sure,
You belong to me.
Me and my GIRRRRRL!
YOOOOOU belong to---
*Catapulting cow lands on him, cutting off song with a loud moo.*
THE END
I think I'm the next Sondheim, don't you?)
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 9/8/08 at 08:35 PM