nada
nothing
compares
to
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
belong
to
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
me!
(Sorry, I love my Lion King soundtrack... "Madness of King Scar," anyone?)
and
my
girl
interrupted
Cow
(That would be a good name for a musical. "Nothing Compares To You Belong To Me And My Girl Interrupted Cow.")
Harris
(write it)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Robber
(Opening number of the multiple Tony-award-winning musical, "Nothing Compares To You Belong To Me And My Girl Interrupted Cow":
Nothing compares to you
Nothing at all
Except the crack I just smoked
In the bathroom stall
And now nothing makes much sense
And the world's hard to see
Just one thing I know for sure,
You belong to me.
Me and my GIRRRRRL!
YOOOOOU belong to---
*Catapulting cow lands on him, cutting off song with a loud moo.*
THE END
I think I'm the next Sondheim, don't you?)
Bridegroom
(not exactly yet)
Garter.
(Ah, phooey. I was hoping it'd be Sir Cameron Mackintosh's next big project. And we could cast Patti LuPone as the cow.)
Belt
(who WERE you?)
Buckle
(I don't understand what 'who were you' is supposed to mean...)
Wal-Mart
Blech
Vomit
(Seriously, now my curiosity's piqued. What does 'who WERE you?' mean?)
Spew
(Check your PMs)
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