I dunno, Taz. I'll go along with BuzzFeed's title--"Most Homoerotic Olympic Fencing Dispute Ever". That's specific enough to eliminate pretty much anything vaguely homo-erotic from being a serious contender.
But watching two fully-dressed people--alleged to be of the same gender--poke a third, fully-dressed dude in the butt with a sharp stick? That's a far cry from the most homoerotic moment at the Olympics so far...
You think, what do you want?
You think, make a decision...