#776
Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:05pm
Last night, I thought someone was on my roof. I was so afraid.
Real men are tenors.
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#777
Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:09pm
Do you have people on your roof alot? I don't have to worry about that, our house is one-story. 
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#778
Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:57pm
No, we never do. Except for that one time my BF went up there.
Real men are tenors.
#779
Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:59pm
that sounds fairly silly...was there a reason for his adventure to atop the house?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#780
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:01pm
He was over at my hoouse, and he was bored. So he crawled on my roof, and was planning on jumping from my roof to my garage. The two buildings are fairly far apart, and I was getting worried, so he stopped.
Real men are tenors.
#781
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:02pm
that's just plain silly.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#782
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:03pm
Or insanely stupid.
Real men are tenors.
#783
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:05pm
or BOTH.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#784
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:07pm
Well, he is. He does some pretty dumb things. Like, in 7th grade, in the middle of Lit he pierced his ear with a thumbtack because the teacher jokingly warned him not to.
Real men are tenors.
#785
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:08pm
ahh Monkeybaby...he's yours..ALL yours.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#786
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:29pm
haha. that's just plain unsanitary!!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#787
Posted: 10/3/04 at 4:36pm
I hope his ear didn't fall off or something, that would totally suck.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#788
Posted: 10/3/04 at 6:55pm
ewww gross!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#789
Posted: 10/3/04 at 7:16pm
Well, I just got back from callbacks. I have no idea what part I'm getting. I read for practically all of them.
#790
Posted: 10/3/04 at 7:50pm
I'm sure you'll be fine.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#791
Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:44pm
did it go well?
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#792
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:03pm
I think it did; I read for two of the main characters and sang a couple songs; a lot of people only got to do one scene. But I couldn't sing a note that comes up in a lot of the songs, so I'm not sure what's going to happen. I'll know on Tuesday.
#793
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:03pm
ok, I'm late but I'll tell my horror story at the chinese restaurant.
Ok, so I went out to lunch with my dad the one day and we went to the chinese buffet near his work. I had to go pee SO BAD. So I manage to make it through my meal and I excuse myself from the table and run like a mad woman. I run into the women's room and there are two stalls. One is semi closed and the other is closed all the way. Naturally the partly open one was the best choice so I swung it open. Low and behold the freakiest sight I've seen. There was this half naked old man (probably around 75) sitting on the toilet with a horrified expression on his face. I quickly scream "I'M SORRY!" and dash out of there like a bat out of hell. I thought I was in the men's room but I look at the sign and it read women. I did a triple (yes, triple) take on the sign and never ended up going to the bathroom.
FIN.
Ok, so I went out to lunch with my dad the one day and we went to the chinese buffet near his work. I had to go pee SO BAD. So I manage to make it through my meal and I excuse myself from the table and run like a mad woman. I run into the women's room and there are two stalls. One is semi closed and the other is closed all the way. Naturally the partly open one was the best choice so I swung it open. Low and behold the freakiest sight I've seen. There was this half naked old man (probably around 75) sitting on the toilet with a horrified expression on his face. I quickly scream "I'M SORRY!" and dash out of there like a bat out of hell. I thought I was in the men's room but I look at the sign and it read women. I did a triple (yes, triple) take on the sign and never ended up going to the bathroom.
FIN.
Thou giveth fever.
#794
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:05pm
HAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but I needed that laugh. LOL
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#795
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:06pm
omg!!!! hahahahahahaha!!! that's great!
gov- i'm sure you will get something. tell us how it goes!
gov- i'm sure you will get something. tell us how it goes!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#796
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:11pm
Everyone else's is about burglars. Mine is about geriatric nudity. Sigh. . . only me. . . 
Thou giveth fever.
#797
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:18pm
hahahaha. i have something that has to do with nudity, but it's too horrible to write.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#798
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:19pm
LMAO.
Oh, I mean...ummm...I'm sorry. *hides laughter*
Oh, I mean...ummm...I'm sorry. *hides laughter*
Real men are tenors.
#799
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:20pm
I don't care. It is really funny now. At the time I was horrified. 
Why couldn't it be Hugh Jackman??? 
Why couldn't it be Hugh Jackman???
Thou giveth fever.
#800
Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:32pm
Oh..........that would be fun.
Real men are tenors.
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