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#1081

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Ponine. Delphine. I know it's hard not to be jealous of me...feelings of inferiority and incompletion without a sweet hetero like guido in your matrimonial life. but chin up. even after your girlie orifices close up due to lack of use and you're living with 50 cats and a house coat, you'll still have each other. and I'll still have guido.

Words of encouragement. That's what makes me so nice.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 10/10/04 at 07:15 PM

#1082

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

This is so totally late, but I completely agree with people that me and Gov should be Broadway Married. Even though he's gay. And I'm straight. And a woman. Cause I'll let him have all the men he wants. Cause I'm so cool like that.
Real men are tenors.
#1088

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Oh, insomniak- The freedom line was directed at Gov. If you read up the page, it should make sense.

And I want a winter wedding, so something dark, yet pretty.

But you have to make sure the flashing green and purple strobe lights will match it.
Real men are tenors.
#1097

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

if you get married before guido and i do, i can be your bridesmaid! (I'm a sufficient D.U.F.F. so you'll look gooood!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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