I am reminded of the song on the South Park Christmas CD called "The Most Offensive Song Ever Written", in which Kenny and Mr. Hanky sing how the Angel Gabriel came down and whispered in the Virgin Mary's ear:
"You can s--k all the d--k you want And still be a virgin, Mary!"
Pro-lifers like to pretend that kids an unmarried college students will simply just not have sex and should know nothing about it. Don't teach them anything. Don't tell them anything. Lock them up. Maybe they won't get pregnant.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian