The soft glow of electrified sex...
#0The soft glow of electrified sex...
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:40pmFlick says he saw some grizzly bears near Plassy's Candy Store...
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:40pmwhere have you been? I've missed you!
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:42pmI'm a temp at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:12pmhow very cool......that must be fun
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:13pm
Walking around the museum is fun, the work isn't, but what can you do?
To get us back on topic:
"Every family has a kid who won't eat."
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:24pm
You got me started.
"Fragilay. Ah, that must be Italian!"
My all-time favorite part.
"Do you know what Ralphie said today? Where do you think he learned that?"
"Probably from his father."
"No! Not from his father. He heard it from your son!"
"WHAT?" *Incessant screaming and child abuse*
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pm
"Who's mommy's little piggy?"
"Meatloaf, meatloaf, double meatloaf, I HATE meatloaf"
"I triple dog dare ya."
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:31pm"Son of a bitch-ey! Bumpasses!"
YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:43pm
"Show me how the piggies eat. Come on, be a good boy and show mommy how the piggies eat!"
and i always thought the line was:
"meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. i HATE meatloaf." i could be wrong, but i always thought thats what it was.
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:50pm
I think you're right, Yankees...
"Maybe Miss Shields, in her ecstasy, would excuse me from theme writing for the rest of my natural life"
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:15pmI think I'm missing something.....
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:19pmyou'll shoot your eye out!
PED
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:19pm
I'm with you, Diva.
But I love the glow of sex...
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:20pm
I stand corrected....Sorry.
Deck the halls with bows of horry.
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra.
YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:20pmtheatrediva, theyre all quotes from the best christmas movie ever, A Christmas Story.
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:30pmFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:31pm"i cant put my arms downnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:32pmYou can put your arms down when you get to school.
YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:36pm"my father wove a tapestry of obscinities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over lake michigan"
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:36pmthe kid had yellow eyes!
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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:53pm
I like Santa.
I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tinman.
My father worked in profanity like other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium.
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