The soft glow of electrified sex...

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:40pm

Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Plassy's Candy Store...

[Elphaba]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:40pm

where have you been? I've missed you!

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:42pm

I'm a temp at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

[Elphaba]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:12pm

how very cool......that must be fun

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:13pm

Walking around the museum is fun, the work isn't, but what can you do?

To get us back on topic:

"Every family has a kid who won't eat."

[justagirl2]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:24pm

You got me started.

"Fragilay. Ah, that must be Italian!"

My all-time favorite part.
"Do you know what Ralphie said today? Where do you think he learned that?"
"Probably from his father."
"No! Not from his father. He heard it from your son!"
"WHAT?" *Incessant screaming and child abuse*

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pm

"Who's mommy's little piggy?"

"Meatloaf, meatloaf, double meatloaf, I HATE meatloaf"

"I triple dog dare ya."

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:31pm

"Son of a bitch-ey! Bumpasses!"

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:43pm

"Show me how the piggies eat. Come on, be a good boy and show mommy how the piggies eat!"

and i always thought the line was:
"meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. i HATE meatloaf." i could be wrong, but i always thought thats what it was.

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:50pm

I think you're right, Yankees...

"Maybe Miss Shields, in her ecstasy, would excuse me from theme writing for the rest of my natural life"

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:15pm

I think I'm missing something.....

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:19pm

you'll shoot your eye out!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:19pm

I'm with you, Diva.

But I love the glow of sex...

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:19pm

HO! HO! HO!

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:20pm

I stand corrected....Sorry.

Deck the halls with bows of horry.
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra.

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:20pm

theatrediva, theyre all quotes from the best christmas movie ever, A Christmas Story.

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:30pm

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:31pm

"i cant put my arms downnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

[justagirl2]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:31pm

God, that's great.

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:32pm

You can put your arms down when you get to school.

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:36pm

"my father wove a tapestry of obscinities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over lake michigan"

[cturtle]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:36pm

the kid had yellow eyes!

[lildogs]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:39pm

so help me god, yellow eyes!

[justagirl2]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:53pm

I like Santa.

I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tinman.

My father worked in profanity like other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium.

[BwayStraightBoy]

Posted: 12/23/05 at 3:23pm

Don't anybody move!