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They Drill and They Kill

I forget exactly where I read this, but the suicide rate for Dentists is THE HIGHEST for any group of professionals.

Anybody care to venture a guess as to why that is? They Drill and They Kill
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#2

re: They Drill and They Kill

Because they know people fear and hate them...

Or gingivitis is deadly KILLER!!
#4

re: They Drill and They Kill

Good point, Matthew.

Doesn't 'gingivitis' sound like a VERY powerful version of the spice ginger?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#5

re: They Drill and They Kill

ABSOLUTELY, Somms.


It always amazes me that Gene Kelly didn't butcher ENTIRE Theater Audiences with that gigantic smile of his...
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#6

re: They Drill and They Kill

Don't be fooled if I should chuckle
Like hyenas in a zoo
It's just the gas, it turns me on
But don't let my mirth deceive you
Any moment I'll be gone
All my vital signs are failing
'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling
Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath
Are you dumb or hard of hearing?
Or relieved my end is nearing?
Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to...

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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